In a bid to move away from the red and the castle, which some folk have said they don’t like that much, we’ve been mulling over alternative themes still connected to the Aberdeen coat of arms or other symbols and can now proudly unveil the new club running tights:
- made from ultra industrial rip-stop lycra blended with typhoon proof kevlar for maximum protection
- impregnated with a proven anti-tick chemical based on leopard poo
- guaranteed to incapacitate your rivals with incredulous laughter
We’re looking for volunteers to give these a whirl at the upcoming British and Scottish Champs. Interested?
Email fashionvictim@grampoc.com with your size and we’ll do the rest.
GRAMPIAN ORIENTEERS 
Inverurie Ladies’ POLO And Riding Federation
wish to purchase all your available stock. Tally Ho old girl!
🙂 Two pairs please. The kevlar would have been useful for the Cannock Chase JK this last weekend (brambles).